2008 Jeep Wrangler Rubicon Sport 4WD SUPERCHARGED- EXTRAS! 6 inch lift, Vortech

2008 Jeep Wrangler Rubicon Sport Utility 2-Door Description

I should start by saying that if you are looking for a “Pajama party Barbie Jeep” you my friend, should keep looking. If you are looking for a short description of to the beast before you, I can offer you two words “MEAT & POTATOES”. This is the All American chariot of the free world.
You are not dealing with any ordinary, cookie cutter Jeep son. This thing was forged from a single block of all American Tungsten Steel. Real sturdy! From that day forward my life has never been the same. Winch yourself off that couch and see if you can handle this Jeep Wrangler RUBICON.
So if you are looking for a rice burning hatch back, a solar powered liberal mobile, or even a Hyundai crossover keep on looking my friend this thing is a piece of red white and blue Americana Machinery.
This baby’s pulse is pumping 3.8 liters of uncensored raw fuel through her supercharging nuclear power plant. And rest assured this is automatic. . .you command her to obey, with your calloused hand planted firmly on the shifter. And she will obey, the first time, every time. If you can’t handle your shifter, or reach the pedal, you better not ferry skip over here wanting to test drive her. If you stall her out, you can count on getting hit in the face with a piece of re-bar and sent back where you came from.
It has A/C but are you kidding me….Really! If you want to blow the sweat off your brow, you do it the old fashioned way: doors off, top down. “What if it rains?”. . .You whiney bitch! I told you to stop reading. . . Any man who drives this beast doesn’t give a damn about rain. Not even skin melting acid rain, Cause he’s already dripping wet in blood, sweat, dip spit, and fish guts.
If you are looking for the kind of jeep that has to be pansy parked in the garage, so the “carpet doesn’t get wet and soggy” Then you should plant your Obama sticker on some Japanese piece of shit. Cause this thing has drain holes in the floor and rhino lined to let the blood drain out from the buffalo you just killed, with your bare hands. Because you are William Wallace from Braveheart and when you get home you can leave your “sissy sponge glove car wash kit” in the pink bucket it came in. Go ahead and spark up your 6000 psi heated pressure washer on the dually trailer in your man cave, cause you are Tim Gillespie and you can pressure wash your truck on the inside. She’s got rhino lined floors with a full roll cage in case that buffalo comes back to life while you’re doing 80 over some mountain pass or flooded river.
If you’re thinking about Mexican chrome bumpers for her, think again. The bumper bashers come hand forged in a blacksmith shop in Franklin County over a wood burnin fire, out of 4 inch well casing, and railroad tracks and then I welded em to the damn chassis. That way if you get deployed you can piggy back this war wagon on a deuce and a half and chain her down tight from the four corners, so you don’t lose her when your convoy gets hit by a taliband roadside suicide bomber.
And forget about putting one of those “It’s a Jeep Thing. . .You wouldn’t understand” stickers on this machine cause when you’re spotted in this American Classic there will be no questions, no further explanation required, people will understand and get out of your way. . …real quick.
If you think you’re ready to park this panty hauler on your tract of land. If you buy this jeep you better go get your old lady ready for some damn changes around your lair, cause this shit will be happening. What will be Happening? Glad you asked….
1. More chest hair.
2. You’re growing a beard.
3. Meat Only Diet.
4. T-Rex for a pet.
5. You’re taking a job at the lumber mill.
6. Your car carries five kegs.
7. Penis enlargement.
8. Catch more fish.
9. Wire bristled toothbrush.
10. Sex in the yard.
11. Sex in the garage.
12. All male offspring.
13. Chiseled jaw line.
14. Not giving a damn.
15. Flesh turning to steel.
16. Higher salary
17. Promotions.
18. Better looking wives.
19. Better looking mistresses.
20. More golfing
21. More killing stuff.
22. More dead animals in the KITCHEN freezer.
23. More tools in your garage.
24. Bigger TV
25. Wife takes out the trash
26. Four Wheel Drive
27. Wife brings trash can in from road.
28. Wife stops bitching about clothes on floor.
29. Wife stocks fridge with beer.
30. Chuck Norris.
31. John McCain
32. Steaks for dinner.
33. Winning the Lottery.
34. Women on the side.
35. Wrestling with bear
36. Building shit out of stone.
37. Riding Lawn Mower.
38. Bon Fires in cul-de-sac.
39. Bar Fights.
40. Wife picks you up from Thee Gentlemen’s Club.
41. Craftsman Tools.
42. Jay Bisset.
43. Welding stuff.
44. Digging holes.
45. Huge Piece of meat.
Put your GPS back in your purse.
Sounds good doesn’t it?
This jeep has carried me through 34,000 miles of battlefield twice as gruesome as the second half of the movie “300″. . ..And just like a trusty steed this juggernaut has never left me stranded. If you think you’ve worn her out you drag this beast back to me in any condition. And Ill handle the rest.
But if you think you’re going to get to whip this mule you better pony up Thirty Five Thousand Dollars. . .American Cash. I’m not selling you this car unless you are clearly a pure blooded American Species, so don’t even think about it.

I hope you enjoyed the read, so on a serious note:

For additional information call

Bo at 904-994-2021

General Manager Chris at 831-297-0422 (Se habla espanol)

Dan Sales Manager at 904-480-7019

“It’s a Jeep thing; you wouldn’t understand”. It’s ultimately the response you would get from anyone that has ever owned a Jeep Wrangler. It’s the type of people who get excited about the prospect of slogging through mud and muck than teeter-tottering on the bare-naked edge of control around a downhill decreasing-radius corner. And, for those who get their jollies in the dirt, the Wrangler Rubicon is the ultimate starting point for a true performance vehicle.

The Wrangler exterior style remains true to its stack ’em high and send ’em overseas cubist pedigree.The 2008 model has not changed much from it’s predecessor and the car retains it’s characteristic shape that all Jeep enthusiasts love.

The Rubicon’s interior is straightforward and friendly. Navigation is touch-screen and electronic in nature. The Jeep Wrangler sound-deadening materials does a good job sealing out the outside world—a great feat considering its tires and removable hard top.

All Wranglers for the 2008 include a stiffer frame and a new 3.8-liter V-6 engine making 202 horsepower, and this vehicle is married to a four-speed automatic transmission.

This particular car is LOADED with LOTS OF EXTRAS! It has OVER $25,000 WORTH OF ADDITIONAL EQUIPMENT! The car has a 6 inch lift kit, VORTECH supercharger, Nitrous ready, and American Racing rims are only FEW of SO MANY EXTRAS. Locking DIFFERENTIALS, OFF READ TIRES, BUNCH OF VISUAL AS WELL AS MECHANICAL IMPROVEMENTS. We have calculate over $30,000 in just EXTRAS, but we said 25K just to be sure. Contacy us for more info or come see the car

The vehicle is CARFAX CERTIFIED ONE-OWNER VEHICLE WITH NO ACCIDENTS!!

The car runs and drives fine and has no problems accelerating to high speeds. The car is cosmetically in a great shape for the year also. Just look at the pictures and judge for yourself.

We are VOLUME dealer in Florida and all cars will be sold at low margin and quickly. Thus there is either NO RESERVE or really cheap BUY IT NOW on all of the cars. Please feel free to call me if you have any questions at (904)994-2021. DEALERS and WHOLESALERS are welcome.

For additional information call

Bo at 904-994-2021

General Manager Chris at 831-297-0422 (Se habla espanol)

Dan Sales Manager at 904-480-7019

$500Depositvia PayPal within 24 hours after the end of the auction. The balance (cash, money order, bank check or wire transfer) is due3 days after the end of the auction. If this is not done in 24 hours the car will simply be offered to the next person in line as a second chance offer and negative feedback will be given regardless of retaliation. NO EXCEPTIONS!!! I am sorry, but too many non paying bidders there. 0 Feedback and non paying bidders might be canceled any time of the auction. Anyone that bids on the car and retracts the bid will be blocked forever.

All potential buyers are more than welcome to inspect the vehiclebefore the end of the auction.

Fees:

Since we are a licensed Florida dealership, weHAVE to collect TAX, TAG, TITLE and DEALERSHIP fees ONLY for Florida residents (call us if you want exact quote BEFORE you put a bid please. All other states pay $495.00 dealership fee ONLY. (It includes us doing the paperwork, overnighting it to which ever state you are in and issuing temporary tag that is good for 30 days)

Financing:

We offer primary and secondary financing. For bad credit, you need about 30% down, proof of income, a phone bill, 10 references, driver’s license, and a proof of insurance.

WHAT ABOUT WARRANTIES?

Many of our customers are far far away,and we know how hard it is to make such large purchase over the internet. So to give you a piece of mind, we offer FREE3 month 3000 miles service contract for free. We also have extended service contracts we can sell at cost $2100 (NORMALY $3299 retail). And yes that is 100,000 additional to the current mileage. (THIS COVERS: ENGINE, TRANSMISSION, MAJOR ELECTRONICS LIKE ECU, POWER WINDOWS, WIPERS, WIRING HARNESS, DRIVETRAIN, DRIVESHAFT, TRANSFER CASE, STARTER, ALTERNATOR and AC AS WELL AS FREE ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE FOR 5 YEAR. Call us for more details. 904-994-2021

We DO however strive for EXCELLENCE and do our best to describe the car to the best of our ability. We take many pictures and hand pick our cars after thorough inspection. However if you feel like we have missed something, or want a specific picture, please don’t hesitate to ask. Also If you pick up the car in person or have it shipped and we don’t do this online, we might upgrade you to 6 months service contract for free

What about shipping?

You are more than welcome to pick the car up yourself or arrange your own shipping, but if you don’t know anything about it and need help I will be glad to arrange the shipping.

Shipping in the continental USis about $700.00- $850.00 from coast to coast, similar prices from Florida to N.Y. If you are somewhere in between use common sense and figure it out, or email me and I can give you quote by the next day. Shipping would be paid COD.

The shipping to Europefrom Florida would cost about$ 800.00 (Ro-Ro)

EnclosedContainer to Rotterdam, Antwerp or Bremenhaven $1100.00. Spain, Portugal, France, Italy, Scandinavian states and England are about $1400.00. Container is prepaid. Ro-Ro is paid when you get the car.

The shipping to Middle East, Australia, Japan and Africais about $1500.00 (RO-RO)

WE NOW SHIP TO NIGERIA FOR $1100.00 AND RUSSIA FOR $980.00 (RO-RO)

Islands in the Carrebean no more than $1600 - Bahamas, St Maarteen, St Thomas, USVI, BVI...) With exception of DR and PR for less than $1,000.

All shippingis paid once you get the car. So no cost out of pocket at all until you take delivery of the car. I don’t have container info yet, but if interested let me know.

I would take care of all the necessary paperwork and bring the vehicle to the Jacksonville port to be shipped.

Feel free to ask any questions or request any pictures of any are of the car that you feel is important and I might have missed. Do not ask questions that have been answered in the listing. Please look at my feedback and bid with confidence. Thank you for looking and good luck bidding.

For additional information call

Bo at 904-994-2021

General Manager Chris at 831-297-0422 (Se habla espanol)

Dan Sales Manager at 904-480-7019