Would you rather drive a tiny smart car with an engine that sounds like a worn-out weed-eater or 3,500+ lbs of American steel with a 3.6L V6 engine that sounds like a pack of angry grizzly bears about to charge? If you answered option B, we have the vehicle for you. This freedom-machine is the same vehicle that helped the US of A become back-to-back World War champs. It's a machine that is as American as George Washington riding on the back of a giant bald Eagle with an M16 in each hand, singing the National Anthem while he guns down terrorists.
You want off-road capabilities? You're in the right place. Every Jeep Wrangler for sale we have has been tested by driving straight up Mount Everest and doing donuts at the top. If you're planning on getting one of these beasts stuck, you can think again. The Grand Canyon isn't deep enough of a trench to keep this machine from climbing right out. The only reason you'll need to carry a chain in this bad-boy is in case you run across an Abrams tank you need to pull out of a ditch or an aircraft carrier that needs to be towed into port. It's equipped with everything you need for a romp through the backwoods, including rollover protection bars, body armor, a winch, a 2 Inch Mopar lift & suspension, and a 50 inch LED light bar. All of this comes in a vehicle with less than 800 miles on it, a clean Carfax, and a simply unbeatable price.
And when the zombie apocalypse happens (and we do say when, not if), who do you think is going to survive? The person who spent $100,000 on a luxury car or the warrior who was smart enough to buy a machine that can run through hordes of the undead like a scythe through wheat? Our money is on the second choice. Best of all, the only paint job that looks better on this Jeep than the one it has is blood spatter red, so don't you worry about messing up your ride when it comes time to put the pedal down on a crowd of zombies.
Think the end of times might come in some other form? You're covered either way. This beast of a machine can survive having nuke dropped on it with the top down and the windows open. Trust us when we say that the only thing that's going to be left around when the world comes to an end is Twinkies, cockroaches, and people who drive Jeeps.
We do feel the need to warn you, though: driving this Jeep Wrangler does have a few side-effects. Be sure to let us know if you experience any of the following symptoms after purchasing your Jeep:
Get ready to save a fortune on repairs, too. No Jeep Wrangler as good as this one has ever even seen the inside of a mechanic's shop unless it was to put in a new lift kit or install a new LED light bar. These machines break down about as often as politicians tell the truth, and they can take a beating better than the women who date Chris Brown. While hitting a deer going 80 mph down the road might be a death sentence for most vehicles, the only thing you'll notice in this one is a small bump and a puff of red mist. It can run off the tears of liberals in place of gasoline and the blood of your enemies in place of oil. The only thing that might wear out on this machine is the windshield wipers from wiping away so much mud and debris as you take this Jeep charging through the backroads like a bat out of hell.
Of course, sheer awesomeness isn't the only spec that matters. Along with the ability to haul a dead rhinoceros across the Serengeti, this Jeep Wrangler comes with everything you need such as:
Understand one thing, though: most of the times you get to choose your vehicle. When you're searching for a Jeep Wrangler for sale, though, the vehicle has to choose you. If right now you're feeling a swelling sense of American pride and a deep longing to get behind the wheel of this beast, then you're in luck. She has found you worthy and is calling out to you. Better answer the call while you still can and claim this one-of-a-kind piece of American muscle today.