This listing is short on history and big on "meat"! Why? Because this is going to be the coolest 4x4 in your town. If it's not.... move! If your spouse doesn't think it's awesome, don't sweat it, you'll have no problem lining up dates with this beast. Doesn't fit in your garage ...who cares... park this monster on the roof. Lets be honest with each other. You are looking at these pictures, reading this ad and doing everything you can to remember your PayPal password so you can be first to leave a deposit on this bad boy. I know it, your quickly figuring it out, and we're about to have a glorious man-bonding experience when you buy this Ranchero. Don't spoil our precious moment together by trying to convince me you can build a "twin" for this kind of money ...because you can't for under $30k. While you are digging for that PayPal password, I've listed some of the fantastical life experiences you are about to have in this Ranchero ...
- Asking the valet to hold you a spot up front at a 5 star restaurant
- Driving off after your wedding (next wedding ... if current spouse is not a Monster Ranchero fan!)
- Owning this coolest mobile billboard for your business and actually writing off all this fun to Uncle Sam
- Attracting a dozen pretty southern girls everywhere you go and having room in the bed to give them all a ride
- Signing more autographs than Dale Jr at the next Nascar event
- Showing up to your high school reunion in a manner that shows you really "made it far" in life
- Being a Rockstar at every single tailgate party anywhere, any sport, and any level
- Inventing your own Super Hero and already having your sick, new crime fighting vehicle
- Picking up your overly-embarrassed teen at school or the mall ...surprise!
- Pretending to be Santa from "The South" pole next December
It's definitely true that you only live once! For what you were about to waste on some rusty old Jeep when you first got on the internet today gets you this same awesome Ranchero. Why only $15k? I've been offered that 3 times and turned it down because my little kids like it more than all the other 40 cars in the warehouse. But, I've had my fun and it's time to pass the torch. I've also got a replacement toy that will help dry their tears when I tell them "Monster Ranchero ran away from home". The 3 simple options available are; you pay $15,988 and I ship it to you at my expense, you pay $15k and handle shipping yourself, or I keep it. With the fun factor and price negotion clarified, lets discuss this vehicle in specifics. Overall, this classic Ford is pretty solid. It sits on a modified Bronco frame/suspension and a lot of money was put into doing it right. It has been in TX since being build so there is no major rust, is drives good even at highway speed, and all the major components function like they should. I've personally put about 200 miles on the truck with no issues. We recently re-wired the lights on the roof bar, installed a new battery and performed a regular service. The exhaust was cut off to make it sound as tough as it looks but we kept it and you are welcome to have it. Additional features and options include; 351 V8, Auto, 4x4 (4WD), Locking Hubs, GT Grant Steering Wheel, Kenwood AM/FM/Cassette (not working), Chrome Bumpers, Warn Winch (model 8274), Roll Bar, Chrome Fog Lights (4), Spray-in Bedliner, Tinted Glass, Tow Package, 15" Chrome Wheels, and General Grabber 35 x 12.50 Tires!
Maintaining an inventory of 30-40 vehicles has worked well for my dealership during our 12+ years of selling on eBay. As the owner, this level of inventory is very manageable and gives me the opportunity to personally detail, photo, drive, and list every vehicle that I sell. Therefore, I know far more about my inventory than most dealers. Review my feedback or contact any of my customers and you will see I do my very best to accurately and honestly describe my inventory. If you still have questions, call/text/email me ANY time to discuss further. The very best deal available on any vehicle is my FREE SHIPPING *offer that is only offered via the "Buy it Now" option on eBay. Not only is shipping free but we will handle all of the shipping arrangements, provide complete cargo insurance while in transit, and deliver to your driveway. If you are local or have your own transportation arrangements, I may accept a slightly lower offer.
* USA - excludes; Alaska, Hawaii, Washington, & Maine. International - Buyer will receive $500 USD shipping discount.
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